When bishop dismisses sacrament meeting 5 minutes early:

When you're in ward council and someone suggests that another auxiliary should plan the christmas party:

When the primary president comes and gets you before sunday school asking if you will substitute for primary:

When someone starts off their talk with "so i got a call from a member of the bishopric asking me to call him back"

How you think you look at church dances:

How you actually look:


When its your birthday in primary and you get a pencil AND a sucker:

When someone spends 15 minutes telling a completely irrelevant story during testimony meeting:

When President Monson gets up and you know its story time:

When I tell the sunday school president i'm going to class:

When your kid tries to backflip over the pews:

When you tell a funny story during your talk and no one laughs:

When the EQP starts lecturing about doing home teaching... again:

That guy in the front row when you're giving a talk:

The guy that gets up every month to bear his testimony before everyone else:

When the new convert gets up to bear their testimony:

When i go to sunday school:




Every month in testimony meeting:

When people start talking about made-up doctrine in sunday school:
Missionary age lowered to 18?!
When someone starts arguing politics in sunday school:
Home teaching:
When you're 16 and she said yes to a group date:
"Refreshments will be served"
No refreshments:
Reading Isaiah:
When the kid you taught in primary goes on a mission:
When you tell your kid not to run around the church, and then they get hurt:
Stake President: "congratulations, you get to speak in stake conference!"
Elders Quorum:
After you decide you're going on a mission:
When your wife asks you to go change the kid's diaper during church:
When you see your inactive friend show up at church:
When you're 14 and see your crush in the hall at church:
When that old lady takes 30 minutes to tell stories during testimony meeting:
When you come home from church and realized you forgot to turn the crockpot on:
When you're the only one who shows up 30 minutes early to set up chairs:
When your friend gets called to be in the bishopric:
When someone tells an inappropriate joke in church:
When you ask your kid how all the cheerios ended up smashed on the floor:
When someone in their talk says that caffeine is against the Word of Wisdom:
When the new, very enthusiastic, home teachers come over:
When someone makes a witty pun in their talk:
Listening to Elder Holland's talk:
First time at a single's ward:
When you get home after 9am church: